Hornung's Random Dispatcher*
(Abjuration)

Range: 30 yards
Component: V
Duration: Instantaneous
Casting Time: 2
Area of Effect: One creature
Saving Throw: Neg.

 With the utterance of a few words, this spell can hurl a creature to a random plane and leave him there. The target, if unwilling, is allowed a saving throw. If successful, the spell fails. If unsuccessful, the victim and all items carried by him are sent to a random plane. To determine the plane, roll on the table below. 

D100 
Roll 	Plane 
01-03 	Abyss 
04-06 	Acheron 
07-12 	Alternate Prime Material Plane 
13-17 	Arcadia 
18-23 	Astral Plane 
24-27 	Beastlands (Happy Hunting Grounds) 
28-30 	Concordant Opposition 
31-35 	Elemental Plane (Air, Fire, Earth, or Water) 
36-38 	Elysium 
39-44 	Ethereal Plane 
45-47 	Gehenna 
48-50 	Gladsheim 
51-53 	Hades 
54-58 	Limbo 
59-61 	Negative Material Plane 
62-64 	Negative Quasi-Plane (Vacuum, Ash, Dust, or Salt) 
65-67 	Nine Hells 
68-70 	Nirvana 
71-73 	Olympus  
74-76 	Pandemonium
77-79 	Para-Elemental Plane (Smoke, Magma, Ooze, or Ice) 
80-82 	Positive Material Plane 
83-85 	Positive Quasi-Plane (Lightning, Radiance, Minerals, or Steam) 
86-91 	Prime Material Plane* 
92-94 	Seven Heavens 
95-97 	Tarterus 
98-100	Twin Paradises 

 * Characters sent to the Prime Material plane are teleported elsewhere in the same world.

 The caster has no control over the destination of the target. The conditions at the destination may kill the target (for example, arriving in the elemental plane of fire) or merely make life difficult. This determination is left to the DM.